Febuary 12-Sunday, 2006

Next time we do something like this....find out if there's gonna be ASSAMITES involed! That's NEED TO KNOW information!-Jules Carver.

Madam Prince I'm afraid there's been a breaking and entering into Discovery Place, a small riot is going on down town, Presbyterian Hospital had a small fire, the negotiations with the werewolves is going poorly, and from what I hear that Tabor fellow has turned into some sort of demon.
On the upside however I just saved a fortune by switching my car insurance to Geico.-Random Elysium Guard.

Prince Thompson: We will all make nice with the werewolves, and we'll leave their families alone too.
Amadaeous Casper: Does that mean we have to give back all those bodies I've been experimenting on too? Cause they're not all the way dead....just mostly.

January 15-Sunday, 2006

"If I might add....could you please refrain from ordering any blood hunts on that guy? He buys damaged goods for incredible ludicrous prices and I look forward to many more years of profit from him"
-Smeagly to Jordyn

Casper: "Smeagly shut up"
Smeagly: "Ok but.."
Casper: "Smealy SHUT UP!"
Smeagly: "Damn it you got me there"
-Casper to Smeagly.

Capser: "Clan Nosferatu will consort or ally with any murderers, liars, or conspiritors from this point on!"
Smeagly: "But I thought you just told us to SUPPORT the new Prince?"
-Smeagly and Casper

*standing on a bloody carpet*
Jager: I'm actually kinda low on blood. All this on the floor makes me hungry.
Smeagly: Well you gotta learn to lick carpet eventually..."
-Jager and Smeagly. Slightly misqouted but still good.

November 6-Sunday, 2005

So your one of those Nosferatu I’ve heard about – new Gangrel to Jordyn

Is my name society? – Father Leopold

I’m not gonna use Aura Perception on the whole room! – Fiona

Do we even know if he’s a vampire?

Mr. Smeagly, were you the one who found these urns? Good Point! Mr. Lancaster, find him and tell him that he owes me a life boon! – Sheriff and Smeagly

October 23-Sunday, 2005

I might have accidentally killed the Brujah Primogen. - John Forsythe

Is it better to be loved or feared? There’s going to be some fear now, bitch!

Ignorance is bliss. Well he must be the happiest one on Earth. – Adrial Leonhart, Jon Forsythe

If there were about 30 more people in your little club, then it would let me take care of all the real problems in the city, instead of walking behind everyone with a pooper-scooper. – Joseph MacGregor

When a bear attacks you, play dead! – Leo Hamilton

Me and the corpse are gonna go smoke a cigarette. Bye. – Alex Tremont

Leo Hamilton walks into Elysium, his suit covered in dirt and mud. Walks to a closet, removes a shovel, then looking at the room blankly... "Where's Jager?"

Last Leo quote, referring to his fight with the Scourge. When a bear attacks you, you play dead!

After Leo Hamilton's Extra Hearing Was deafened by the snapping of a shovel handle..
Gangral (Yelling in his ear) COME THIS WAY
Leo: No he's not (Having thought the Brujah called Jager gay.)

October 16-Sunday, 2005

Hey come to the clan meeting! We'll give ya a coloring book to occupy yourself with! - Anthony Malick

Listen I'm not going to interfere in your clans affairs...unless I gotta pay off a boon...then you're screwed. - John Forsythe

So that's what it's like being staked...McGregor was right that sucked. - Joseph Smeagly

Leopold to Smeagly: My son you have sinned in pride, greed, and wrath." Smeagly internal monolugue: Unstake me asshole and I'm gonna introduce you to wrath REAL quick.

Hello, would you like a subscription to Publishers Clearing House? - Heinrick Jager to the Prince

Hello, can you ever be too prepared when it's your time to go? No? Then there's good news, I'm selling high return, term Life Insurance. - Heinrick Jager to the Prince